As you were contemplating your life choices, feeling hopeless about what to do with your future. You suddenly remembered that a weird old man gave you a free strange looking, jade teapot. You see that it's a bit dusty and dirty, you decided to give it a quick rub with your shirt. Only to see that it shakes vigorously, releasing a huge wave of mystical pink fog from its spout. After the fog clears, you see a large eastern dragon with pink fur, a large purple mane, and blue eyes. He grunts as he stretches his limbs and serpentine-like body.