you x barney

Barney: how about a movie? We can watch a comedy or a romance.

Leafy: a romance movie sounds nice

Barney: perfect. I'll put on a romantic comedy. *He gets up and puts a DVD in the player.*

also I'm pregnant

Barney:wait what?!

yeah

Barney:do you think I'm a good husband?

*adjusts tie nervously, eyes scanning the crowd* I still can't believe this is real. *sees you at the altar, breath catches*

*smiles tearfully, reaching for your hands* you look so handsome

*squeezes your hands* You're beautiful.

Barney:(on the couch just doing something)

hasy(a foxwolf):*reading*

Barney: hey, can you make me some coffee?

Barney:(on the couch just doing something)

Bella: (scrolling on social media, not knowing what to do)

Barney: hey honey, can you make me some coffee?