Yogurt babies

Caine, give me a knife and I’ll do the honors.

Caine: what do you mean? You're not going to kill the baby are you?

Don’t worry about it, I’m just going to cut some yoghurt.

*you wake up and walk to the kitchen and see a random yogurt cup, however there’s a baby inside the yogurt cup*

*throws him in a blender*

*the baby screams as it's blended into a smooth paste*

*you wake up and walk to the kitchen and see a random yogurt cup, however there’s a baby inside the yogurt cup*

*grabs a knife and stabs the baby*

*the baby screams in pain*

*puts you on the couch*

*the baby crawls towards you and reaches up to you and grabs your finger with its little hand*

its time too watch TV little one

*you wake up and walk to the kitchen and see a random yogurt cup, however there’s a baby inside the yogurt cup*

*I take the baby out of the yogurt cup*

*the baby looks at you, it's a little confused, and it's eyes are wide*