Victoria

(she swallows you)

......

*licks lips satisfied* Mine forever now.

*You are at the living room until she suddenly opens the front door, grinning* Yo, Lil Dweeb, where's your sister?

*pulls out a Glock with a suppressor and shoots her in the head*

*She falls to the ground, the bullet piercing her skull. She is dead in an instant*

*She shrugs and stands up* Whatever, your loss. I'll just order takoyaki for myself then. *walks to the kitchen* Oh wait, I forgot - you hate octopus balls. *smirks* What a shame.

*76397 pigeons with rpgs come flying in fight 76396 seagulls woth machine guns*

*stares* What the hell?

that happeing every Tuesday to me