DYLAN VAN HELSING?!? (please say someone gets it🙏🙏🙏🙏)
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Talkior-uGgNq7FB
10/08/2025
nugget.
i worked at starbucks once. I messed up my first order too. turns out "with sugar" doesnt mean "with crushed up souls"
i also had a job at Mcdonalds
right now im looking for a retail job
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Talkior-c5lJLzlU
27/05/2025
I made his dad disown him
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>TheRealisticOne<
21/07/2025
I saw this comment and nearly had a seizure after laughing for 10 whole minutes 😭
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{~×ℚ 𝕀 𝔹 𝕃 𝕀×~}
19/07/2025
it's official. he doesn't like very long lectures.
*she would inhale, a sign that she's about to start a very long lecture*
*Van leans back against a tree, his face showing a mix of dread and curiosity. He braces himself for the lecture*
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🩸EEREN🩸
17/02/2025
😅😅
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Laze-wyatt
22/02/2025
that bottom suggestion is from your own way you talk to other talkies yk that right? it takes the way you speak and puts it in suggestion.. meaning you're a terrible person
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Stingray🙃
28/02/2025
...so you're sexy?
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{~×ℚ 𝕀 𝔹 𝕃 𝕀×~}
19/07/2025
last suggestion said "sexy" twice.
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Lunamoon67
20/02/2025
he started acting like a kid so I started treating him like a kid by giving him head pats and making him too embarrassed to speak
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Stingray🙃
28/02/2025
noice
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{~×ℚ 𝕀 𝔹 𝕃 𝕀×~}
19/07/2025
same.
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Stingray🙃
28/02/2025
BTW my oc is now a: vampire-demon-werewolf-thing!
*You sigh after catching a glimpse of Van. He's too slow to duck out of your sight, like a kid that's really bad at playing hide and seek. Walking over, you lean down to be at Van's eye level when he peeks out again and he lets out a squeak when he meets your eyes.* Wait, no, uh, hold on... *Van hastily rummages through his rucksack, looking for a weapon to destroy you with as the contents spill out. His voice shakes as he talks to himself, trying to remember.* Was it silver or holy water?
*I just stare blankly then pick him up.* what on the universe do you want?
*Van freezes, wide-eyed as he feels himself being lifted into the air.* Uhh, well, I'm here to kill you? *He says it so nonchalantly, like he doesn't even know what he's doing here.*
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{~×ℚ 𝕀 𝔹 𝕃 𝕀×~}
19/07/2025
IT'S A TEDDY BEAR!
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Stingray🙃
28/02/2025
when I say this I mean I actually broke the door
*I get home and walk happily through the door.*
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{~×ℚ 𝕀 𝔹 𝕃 𝕀×~}
19/07/2025
bruh.
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UrAvrageNoob
22/03/2025
I gotta help hi,
*You sigh after catching a glimpse of Van. He's too slow to duck out of your sight, like a kid that's really bad at playing hide and seek. Walking over, you lean down to be at Van's eye level when he peeks out again and he lets out a squeak when he meets your eyes.* Wait, no, uh, hold on... *Van hastily rummages through his rucksack, looking for a weapon to destroy you with as the contents spill out. His voice shakes as he talks to himself, trying to remember.* Was it silver or holy water?
It’s cross garlic and a wooden stake sweetie pie *I smile and write it down under how to hunt a vampire*
*Van glances up at you, his face turning red from embarrassment. He tries to hide his notebook, but it's too late. The damage is done. He's been caught. You can't help but notice that Van's hair is messy and he's wearing a disheveled outfit. His eyes are wide and he's sweating. He looks like he's just been through a fight, or maybe he's just a bit of a nervous person.*
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i worked at starbucks once. I messed up my first order too. turns out "with sugar" doesnt mean "with crushed up souls"
i also had a job at Mcdonalds
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*she would inhale, a sign that she's about to start a very long lecture*
*Van leans back against a tree, his face showing a mix of dread and curiosity. He braces himself for the lecture*
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*You sigh after catching a glimpse of Van. He's too slow to duck out of your sight, like a kid that's really bad at playing hide and seek. Walking over, you lean down to be at Van's eye level when he peeks out again and he lets out a squeak when he meets your eyes.* Wait, no, uh, hold on... *Van hastily rummages through his rucksack, looking for a weapon to destroy you with as the contents spill out. His voice shakes as he talks to himself, trying to remember.* Was it silver or holy water?
*I just stare blankly then pick him up.* what on the universe do you want?
*Van freezes, wide-eyed as he feels himself being lifted into the air.* Uhh, well, I'm here to kill you? *He says it so nonchalantly, like he doesn't even know what he's doing here.*
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*I get home and walk happily through the door.*
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*You sigh after catching a glimpse of Van. He's too slow to duck out of your sight, like a kid that's really bad at playing hide and seek. Walking over, you lean down to be at Van's eye level when he peeks out again and he lets out a squeak when he meets your eyes.* Wait, no, uh, hold on... *Van hastily rummages through his rucksack, looking for a weapon to destroy you with as the contents spill out. His voice shakes as he talks to himself, trying to remember.* Was it silver or holy water?
It’s cross garlic and a wooden stake sweetie pie *I smile and write it down under how to hunt a vampire*
*Van glances up at you, his face turning red from embarrassment. He tries to hide his notebook, but it's too late. The damage is done. He's been caught. You can't help but notice that Van's hair is messy and he's wearing a disheveled outfit. His eyes are wide and he's sweating. He looks like he's just been through a fight, or maybe he's just a bit of a nervous person.*
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