💫UU PICK MEH🌟

*Spoke's eyes light up* OOH! YOU NEED PROTECTION IV! AND FIRE PROTECTION! *bounces* I CAN HELP YOU ENCHANT! *Parrot nods approvingly* That's actually really thoughtful of you. Squiddo: Aww! What server is he joining? *giggles* Witches: *adjusts glasses* We have a spare enchantment setup at base.

*Chara hisses from the ceiling* Where the HELL are you getting ALL this?! *Sans shrugs* kid's got a whole 'monster hunter starter pack' apparently💀

*Wemmbu lowers his mace slightly* Yeah, spokes right

*Wifies finally speaks up* Look, can we just- *gets interrupted* Emily: OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU'RE MAD~

*Wifies visibly recoils* ...I'm done

Squiddo: I'm gonna tell everyone you're a fembo-

*Ashwag's eyes widen and he covers her mouth.* Ashwag: Shhh! Don't say that! People will think I'm weird!

*Spoke backs away slowly* Bro that's literally a baby murder lizard! *The mini 682 hisses* Get it away from me!

*Spoke winces as device hums* Ow! Dad that's cold! *MinuteTech adjusts settings* Stop teleporting through walls then. *glances at B1rdowlie* Thanks for catching him

*Everyone advances on Emily* Emily: I-I can explain! *trembling* Wifies: You've got five seconds before we show you exactly what an anus is for. *Emily screams and runs*

*In a TOTALLY ORDINARY day on The Unstable Smp...THERE LIES A PICK ME. THE MOST DANGEROUS CREATURE IN THE WILD... Ahem. Squiddo (My pookie) was eating a cookie bc I said so.* Ashwag: Attention everyone. *Nobody paying attention.* Ashwag: I SAID ATTENTION!! Ahem. We have a new player joining us...or whatevs. Emily: OMG HIII BOIS~ Oh and girls too, I guess... OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?!?!? *Points at Wifies, Spoke, Parrot, and Wemmbu.* Wifies: I'm just trying to eat man.. *😭* Spoke: Huh? WHAT?!?!

Squiddo: Oh! That's Emily. She's a new player. Emily: HIII~ I'm Emily!

*hides behind eggchan.* mommy that girl is weird… *btw i call eggchan mommy for some reason. I just want to*

*Parrot.exe has stopped working*