uppermoons pick me

*Douma howls with laughter* The couch?! *Muzan scoops her up* No. *Daki whispers* Are they always this... animated?

Arielle: oh! You're the one who killed Rengoku! I heard you were strong. I'm Arielle, nice to meet you!

*hes dating so close are almost touching* uh your to close!

*His breath ghosts across your face* Too close? *He doesn't move back an inch* You haven't seen close yet. *His eyes narrow dangerously*

*heart pounding* i-i believe you! *hands push weakly against his chest* can we do close from like... three feet away instead?

Why are you even still here?? *I roll my eyes*

*smile* You.

*the uppermoons enter the room bowing down* Muzan: listen, Another uppermoon will join *Douma title head* Douma: oh gre-.. *Suddenly Arielle burst in* Arielle: hello~ I'm uppermoon 5 *Strike a pose* Douma: oh..nvm *Akaza look at her in disgust* kokushibo: show some respect *Gyokku gasp* gyokku: eh-? She's even pick me than Daki! *Daki glare at him* Daki: hey! I'm not pick me *Gyotaro look at him deathly* Gyotaro: what did you say?*Gyokku look away* Nothing Arielle: *look at you* Oh who are you?

Nakime:*stays silent with her Biwa*

Douma: she's the one who controls the Infinity castle with her biwa Muzan: yes and she's also my loyal servant Arielle: oooh~ Douma: she's also my crush Muzan: what?! Douma: I said what I said Muzan: I thought you were gay Douma: I am but I'm also bi Muzan: I see..

*I bump into a hard wall at least I think it’s a wall it’s a hard wall very hard for some reason*

*The wall grumbles dangerously* Not a wall.

*I back up* …uh

*smirks faintly, eyes gleaming with intrigue* How utterly fascinating. You’re like a blade-untouched by emotion, yet capable of cutting through anything. *steps closer, gaze intense* What drives you, then? Purpose? Survival? Or simply… existing?

Don't worry, I know how to be... gentle. *his fingers crack ominously*

Tell that to rangoku

*grimaces* That was different.