The Lion Guard

*Everyone's jaws drop simultaneously* *Bunga's eyes practically bulge out of his head* YOU'RE ROYALTY?! *Ono's feathers fluff up in shock* This is... this is monumental! *Fuli's eyes widen* So that's why Simba's... *Beshte's face breaks into a huge smile* A princess! *Bunga starts bouncing around you* OH MAN OH MAN! We get to protect a REAL PRINCESS?!

*Kion nods to the Guard* On it. *They move as one, surrounding the stepdad* This is your only warning. Leave. *Vitani steps forward, eyes flashing* Zira: Stand down, Vitani. *her voice sharp* This doesn't concern us. *Kion growls, not taking his eyes off the stepdad* Make one move toward them and you'll regret it.

*Nala's eyes soften* Oh, you're still blue! *guides her to sit up* Simba, get her some water. Now. *Simba immediately bounds off* My heroic daughter-in-law needs water! *Kion freezes* Dad said what now?