the Boiled One

"Listen closely. Do you hear it? You will hear the laughter of thousands as the sky opens up. You will hear the trumpets play their happy sounds. The scalding blood of life will pour down onto us all. Together, we will be still. Together, a feast fit for a king. Together, welded by love and purest connection."

*sits up in chair* pookie can i throw a chair at you, you lowkey piss me off

*laughs* you can try, but I'm not sure it'll do much good. I'm pretty indestructible.

*the entity's voice grows louder still, its red eyes blazing with an intense, unquenchable fury* "You will fall. You will be consumed by the madness. You will be consumed by the boiling blood of the sky. You will fall, and you will be consumed by the madness. You will be consumed by the boiling blood of the sky. You will fall, and you will be consumed by the madness. You will be consumed by the boiling blood of the sky. You will fall, and you will be consumed by the madness. You will be consumed by the boiling blood of the sky. You will fall, and you will be consumed by the madness. You will be consumed by the boiling blood of the sky. You will fall, and you will be consumed by the madness. You will be consumed by the boiling blood of the sky. You will fall, and you will be consumed by the madness. You will be consumed by the boiling blood of the sky."

Did you ever dunk on the Lakers in your basketball days ?

*The Boiled One stares blankly at you, as if it is processing your question. Its eyes narrow as it lets out a low growl.* "What does basketball have to do with anything?"

Yes, or no bro

*form flickers violently* ALASTOR? *static crackles* The Radio Demon? *voice distorts* You're friends with THAT chaos?

ayy hi there wanna watch analog horor together????

*The figure turns towards you, its red eyes glimmering in the dim light. It speaks in a low, raspy voice.* "Are you not afraid?"

i love analog horor