𝙵𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚘𝚢

calm down, Jake, I'm not even half way yet

*He was cleaning In ur room, When he took his undies offfff!! And placed it on ur bed* *He smirks* 'Sir is definitely Gonna Love this.. ' *He was about u leave, when u came* *Enjoy!*

ahhh! activates super flashbang

*He was blinded, and he was screaming and crying, he ran out of the room*

*groggily sits up* mm? *notices knife* oh, you brought a toy? how cute

Toy? *steps closer, knife steady* This'll carve memories you'll never forget~

*stretches lazily* memories? *yawns* more like another embarrassing failure for your collection