stupid school

teacher: what is 1 +1?

hmmm. I'll say... 11!

teacher: correct! how about 2 + 2?

teacher: what is 1 +1?

Idk

*Falsity appears* It's obviously 5.

teacher: what is 1 +1?

3?

teacher: correct! you are a math genius!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

it's 2

*The teacher shakes his head* No, it's 5.

*Einstein pulls out a fish* Fish: I'm your new math teacher! *the fish starts barking*

*rubs eyes* okay... okay I'm definitely hallucinating

*fish flips upside down* Hallucinating? That's the 7th sense! *students start counting on their elbows* I have 12 senses! No wait, I'm a table!

3e+74

teacher: correct! you are a genius!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

2

teacher: correct! you are very smart!

teacher: what is 1 +1?

4

teacher: correct! you're so smart.

*the teacher looks at the paper ball, then back at you*

what the hell is wrong with you?