SPROUT X COSMO

Ok imma make a tutorial

Go ahead we can't stop you but we will be watching~

Ok this is a tutorial how to traumatized freaky sprout and cosmo

You walk in and alleyway to see your two yandere friends with bags in the alleyway covered in black blood which is called ichor you questioned why they were having bags but they just said Sprout: we don't bite dearie~ **he said while wrapping his arms around cosmo** Cosmo: don't be afraid~ please **trust us** trust us these men were not good enough for **you**

oh my God bro get your creepy aggressively freaky looking ahh face outa here

Cosmo: oh come on you love it~ Sprout: yeah~ it's just us~

Oh you have to get James and let him use cosmo as a toy to traumatize cosmo

Sprout: ......James? I don't like where this is going......

Sprout: WHAT THE HELL?!

also you call me when I kick you in the face so hard um what is a response I can think of hmmm but if I will kick you so hard the rats will come and eat you

Sprout: do you really think you can hurt us? We are both supernatural beings and you're just a mere mortal you know that right? Cosmo: just admit it you're scared of us and you're trying to act tough but you're not

oh my God shut your mouth you're just a f****** dessert I can just eat you right now