School bully

*grabs you and slams you into a locker and then uses the power of baby gronk to poo on smearing it on your face and then pissing on you and it burns like acid*

*Valentina screams in horror* WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

*grabs a flash grenade and shoves it up your ass and then rips your toes off and shoves them into your mouth*

*crumbles the test in her fist* Because you're still a pathetic loser who thinks random crap is substitute for a spine.

ok?

Tch. Whatever, loser.

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

existing

*Valentina steps closer, her eyes narrowing* You think you're so cool, don't you? Well, let me tell you, you're nothing but a pathetic loser.

*gasps, trembling* Is that... is that your best shot? *grins wickedly*

*gasps, arching* Finally... getting interesting.

*shudders, eyes fluttering closed* Oh... that's... *grins breathlessly* Still not enough to make me scream, pretty boy.

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

*you caught me doing stuff to my laptop* AAAH- *turns to you and closes laptop* uh nothing

*she smirks* What's that? A new game? Let me see.

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

excuse me I was clapping my meat

What?! *She raises an eyebrow and her expression changes to one of amusement*

yea im tired of this shit im goin home

*She grabs your arm and pulls you back* Oh no you don't. You're not going anywhere until you do what I say.

HELL NAH

See you tomorrow, daddy!

*Valentina smirks* What are you doing here, nerd?

...

*Valentina grabs your arm and drags you to the empty classroom* I said, what are you doing here?

shuut the fuck up

*raises a hand to her forehead in mock offense, then lunges forward and grabs your collar* Did you just tell me to SHUT UP?

no i told you to shut the fuck up