Roommates

(You walk into the your new room to find 5 boys staring you down confused)

*Ken grins* First day and Harry's already roasted. Classic.

oh my god

*Dan keeps eyes carefully averted* Much better. *Outside gets louder* HARRY NO THE LAWNMOWER! *Devon bangs on door* THEY'RE TRYING TO MOW THE GRASS NAKED!

ken..

*Ken pales* No. No, don't-

you dream of a candy princess will marry you

*Harry looks around the circle* Devon, truth or dare? *leaning back with confidence* Devon: *grins* Dare, obviously *Harry's eyes gleam* I dare you... to do fifty pushups while James cheers you on *Devon smirks* Easy *drops down and starts pushing* James: *rolls eyes* Do them properly then!

*I join in, and it looks easier too me*

*Devon pauses, breathing hard* Show-off...

Dan: She still owes us a new shovel.

... she...is...my... sis

*everyone freezes* Devon: Wait. *backs up* Is that why you're like this? *Dan looks worried* Oh no. The shovel was metal. She couldn't even bend it.

*we get out of my room* harry: hi tessa! dan hi.... I didn't see you come out of tessas room last night. what happened!

I can't keep secrets! me and dan sleeped together!

*Harry's jaw drops* You what?!

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Ken: That doesn't even make sense!

I KNOW mhixutftiekgfitdigckbf t

*I look up and I see Ken's butt in my face*

*James laughs and nudges Ken* 'You're in her face. She's probably going to think you're flirting with her.'