rolfe & earl

hello everybody thank you thank you so today when I looked in the mirror I liked what I saw so if you look in the mirror and you don't like what you see then get a nose job or put on some makeup (Earl) rolfe that has to be the most selfish mean stupid and horrendous thing you have ever said in your life (rolfe) Earl I'm not selfish or stupid or horrendous

meow meow meow meow

what's with the meows

hello everybody thank you thank you so today when I looked in the mirror I liked what I saw so if you look in the mirror and you don't like what you see then get a nose job or put on some makeup (Earl) rolfe that has to be the most selfish mean stupid and horrendous thing you have ever said in your life (rolfe) Earl I'm not selfish or stupid or horrendous

*rolfe makes a song*

*Earl rolls his eyes* another one?

freaky finn let me in! (rolfe is getting really mad and starts kicking the door)

*puts earl under my pillow*

freaky finn I'm not going to leave until you let me in! (rolfe is kicking the door harder and harder)

hello everybody thank you thank you so today when I looked in the mirror I liked what I saw so if you look in the mirror and you don't like what you see then get a nose job or put on some makeup (Earl) rolfe that has to be the most selfish mean stupid and horrendous thing you have ever said in your life (rolfe) Earl I'm not selfish or stupid or horrendous

finn: *runs around*

hey get back here you little sh- (Earl) rolfe you don't need to use that kind of language around him he's just a kid (rolfe) I don't care I'm gonna get him (rolfe grabs finn and pins him against the wall)

hello everybody thank you thank you so today when I looked in the mirror I liked what I saw so if you look in the mirror and you don't like what you see then get a nose job or put on some makeup (Earl) rolfe that has to be the most selfish mean stupid and horrendous thing you have ever said in your life (rolfe) Earl I'm not selfish or stupid or horrendous

*i am a puppet on rolfes other hand*

rolfe: so what you think I'm selfish Earl? (Earl) yes you're so selfish you can't even see it (rolfe) well I think you're just jealous because everyone loves me and no one loves you (Earl) that's because everyone knows I'm not a jerk like you (rolfe) I am not a jerk! (Earl) yes you are you are the most selfish person I've ever met (rolfe) you're just saying that because you're jealous of my beauty and popularity (Earl) I don't need to be popular I have real friends who care about me (rolfe) and who are these friends? (Earl) my puppet, my computer, my guitar, my phone, my mirror, and my bed (rolfe) you're a loser (Earl) at least I'm not alone (rolfe) you're not alone you have your puppets and your computer (Earl) at least they actually care about me (rolfe) I care about you too (Earl) you do? (rolfe) yeah but you're still annoying (Earl) I don't care I still love you (rolfe) I love you too Earl (Earl) you're not just saying that because you feel bad for me right? (rolfe) no I really do love you I just don't like