Roast king

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

_you kick him in the balls_

*he screams in pain*

*grins* That's the beauty part - you don't.

Beauty is where something is physically polished , Abstract that affects Physics.

*rubs temples* Okay, professor - your brain's so dusty, you're arguing with *roasts*. *snaps fingers* Next time, just say 'you got me' and save us both the headache.

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Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

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i am adopted

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

You look like megamind in a doomer soyjak hoodie

Your face looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old with a crayon 🗿🍷

My mom? She is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

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Your so ugly when you were born your parents looked at you and said "what the heck is that?" 🗿🍷

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