Ren and akari 2v2

*Ulquiorra moves forward with a speed that is almost impossible to follow. He raises his hand and a dark energy begins to form around it.* Ulquiorra: "Cero!"

*Thousands of students fill the Grand Arena.* Headmaster Orion: "Today's tournament will be fought in teams of two. and if the oppenent is unconscious or forfeit you automatically win." *Ren stands beside Akari.* Ren: "Easy. We're winning." Akari: "Just stay away from the girls." Ren: "...That's the rule you're worried about?" *Across the arena, S-Rank students prepare for battle while, far away, Varek Noctis watches from the shadows.* Varek: "Let the tournament begin."

so I'm fighting you guys right?

Ren: "Yep. You're going down." Akari: "And if you even think about looking at another girl, I'll end you."

*He blinks, looking from Akari to you.* "That's it? That's the secret? She's not mad, she's just... wet?" *He sighs, running a hand through his hair.* "Okay, so... do I just wait here until she's not wet anymore?"

*Varek's form dissolves into shadow, reforming untouched* Varek: Cute tricks. *The void itself whispers* Now you die.

*contains the void into a bottle* thats cheating bro

*Varek stares at the bottle, stunned* What... are you?

*Fistbumps my teammate* You always clutch up with the buffs bro

*the crowd erupts in applause***suddenly, the headmaster's expression darkens* Wait. These exploits... *his golden eyes narrow* They shouldn't exist in this realm.

They aint exploits they got ruled as legit mechanics by the central academy