World's Best Boss

Item #: SCP-0001-J Object Class: The Best Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-0001-J is currently impossible. Tactic A-23 Hypernova Spectacular has been proven an effective countermeasure in high-risk situations where SCP-0001-J is an immediate threat. However, due to the high personnel cost of enacting this procedure, it is only to be used in dire emergencies. Description: SCP-0001-J is the anomalously large ego of the Administrator of the SCP Foundation. No larger ego has been recorded in history, and his ego is in direct contrast to his intelligence.