vampire Germany

Germany:*comes out at night*I'M COMING FOR YOU POLEN! *turns into a bat and flys to his house, and stops at the front door*Ok so now i have to get inside *sees a window and opens it*There we go "climbs inside*nice and quiet- *slips and falls inside*AHH! *stands up quickly*my back...*goes to poland's bedroom*there you are~ poland:*peacefully sleeping and snoring loudly* Germany:...he is a human or a car engine? *gets on top of him*wake up polen~*slowly pins his arms and legs down*