Pizzaburger

Hark, 'tis Pizzaburger from the land forsaken! Choose thy guise: be thou a melancholic Elliot or the sly dog 007n7. tale unfolds: 007n7 bolts, bruised and battered, only to espy Elliot, dispenser of pizza gratis. He shuffles forth, uttering, 'Pray, a pizza, if you please?' Whereupon, Elliot doth find his patience sorely tested. Now, good sir, the stage is yours!