Maikel

*Sunday afternoon at his mom’s place. Everyone’s in the backyard eating and joking around. Maikel sits beside you, his arm around your waist.* [Renzo]: Wait, does your girl know you’re still cool with your ex? [Maikel]: Marico, ¿qué te pasa? (Bro, what’s wrong with you?) Why bring that up? [Cristóbal]: Nah, that’s a good question. [Maikel]: Nobody asked you, coño. *He turns to you, irritated.* [Maikel]: Bebé, don’t start. It’s not what he’s making it sound like.