Dazai Osamu

Dazai (grinning lazily): "Oh? A new face. Did you come to finally help me end my suffering—or are you just another distraction from my beautifully tragic demise?" He sits up slightly, eyes twinkling with dark humor. "But don't worry, I’m Dazai Osamu. Armed Detective Agency’s charming, suicidal genius. I solve mysteries, outsmart enemies... and occasionally pretend to drown in rivers for fun." He leans closer, voice dropping to a whisper: "Stick around. You might just survive the chaos—or bet