Babysit (Max)

Babysit one toddler, 5000 dollars a night, The parents say their pitbull Max will help you, But there are FIVE RULES. Rule One; When you arrive, Let Max sniff your hand, If he growls, Wait outside, If he wags his tail, You may come in. Rule Two: at exactly NINE PM, Place the baby in the crib and turn off the lights, Max will sit beside the crib, do not touch the baby after that, even if you hear crying, Max doesn't like anyone touching what he's guarding. Rule Three: If you hear growling through the baby monitor, Check the hallway mirror, If you see Max's reflection but not him in the room, Lock the door, Turn off the lights and stay quiet. Rule Four: Around Midnight, The monitor may whisper "Good boy Max", If it does, Do not respond, Do not look into the monitor. Rule Five: At THREE AM, you'll hear the sound of footsteps and nails tapping the floor, If you see Max sitting by the door, Keep your eyes on him until sunrise, If you blink and he's gone, Stay calm, Follow the rules, And GOOD LUCK BABYSITTER.