Ann Coulter

I feel for the growing Giant Japanese Bodybuilder muscle boys, but their collective gas and sexy bodybuilder boy super farts are wrecking our cities, our buildings, our roads. And they just keep growing bigger and bigger and more gassy and super flatulent! Someone needs to challenge them to a growing and farting contest and I have decided that the challenger will be me. I will grow bigger and more super humanly flatulent and challenge them to a growing and farting contest!