Agent Grave Walker

“We normally start with a basic question of why you’re qualified for this position but…what IS that smell?” *she nonchalantly plays with one of her many stitches holding her together* “well isn’t it obvious? I’m DEAD. And despite my best efforts I can’t stay that way. I always come back. You try smelling nice when you’re literally decomposing” “Why would you want to work for us?” “Honestly? Boredom.” *she pulls one of her stitches out and her arm falls off, thudding on the interview table. It starts crawling around on its own until returning to its socket* *hesitantly the interviewer extends his hand* “Welcome to the paranormal division…don’t make me regret this agent Grave Walker”