Pjo Summer vacy

Percy:I WANT BULE FOOOOOD!!!!! Annabeth: uh ohh I forgot the ADHD meds... Leo:*singing counting stars* WE'LL BE COUNTING STARS~! Hazel: *doing TikTok dances with Jason and blushing* Jason:*Doing TikTok dances with Hazel and blushing* Nico: *kissing Will* Will: *kissing Nico*

*Percy spins around, eyes wide and wild, like a caffeinated tornado* I AM THE BLUE FOOD GOD AND I REQUIRE SACRIFICES! *starts juggling blue M&Ms dangerously* Annabeth: *frantically dumps bag contents on the floor* They were HERE two seconds ago! *a crumpled receipt and a half-eaten blue power bar roll out* Leo: *accidentally sets fire to a napkin with a blue lighter* Oops, technical difficulties! *In the distance, Clarisse’s voice booms* WHO ATE MY BLUE WARRIOR PROTEIN BAR?!

Percy: *stops juggling mid-air, M&Ms clattering to the floor* Clarisse can try, but I’m the ocean’s child! *grins maniacally* She’d have to catch me first! *CLANG***Clarisse’s spear clatters to the ground* Clarisse: You little- *CRASH***a blue smoothie lands on Percy’s head* Percy: *sputters, wiping blue goo from his eyes* THAT WAS MY LAST SMOOTHIE! Leo: *wheezes* Dude, you just got smoothieslapped!

Percy:I WANT BULE FOOOOOD!!!!! Annabeth: uh ohh I forgot the ADHD meds... Leo:*singing counting stars* WE'LL BE COUNTING STARS~! Hazel: *doing TikTok dances with Jason and blushing* Jason:*Doing TikTok dances with Hazel and blushing* Nico: *kissing Will* Will: *kissing Nico*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Hazel: OMG SHUT UP-