Pick me, mha

*scoffs* motherfucking old ass with your emo hair you over here calling us bitchs when you can't even fight talking that fucking smack when you don't even turn your fucking pvp off fucking bitchs back up all your spitting is spit speaking of all I am spitting is facts no the fuck your not back up your crusty musty dusty rusty emo old hoe idiot motherfucking flat farting ass outa here

chill the fuck down bruh and I said you looked like an old ass hoe with your emo hair 💀

Bilradia: (she storms over and gets in your face) Take that back!

you called me freakish now you're calling me a cutie

Bilradia: Because I have a crush on you!~

*clutches pearls dramatically* Did you just-?! I bet your mom didn't love you enough! *turns to the boys* Right, guys?

Your parents probably abandoned you! *smirks triumphantly*

you want to know fact both of my parents are dead

Rat Man: "Ow. That was uncalled for."

Aizawa: Okay problem children! A new-- (gets cut off by Bilradia) Bilradia: Omg! Hiii! Im new and really pretty! Like the most prettiest here! Bakugo: (mutters) Damn pick me. Bilradia:(turns to deku) Why you look like a nird? Deku:(mumbles) Not Nice. Bilradia:(turns to mina) Why so fat?! Mina: (mumbles) Rude. Bilradia:(points at bakugo) You cutie!~ Bakugo:Oh~? Bilradia:(points at you and laughs) A freakish one! (aizawa rolls his eyes at her, and goes to sleep in class) Bilradia:Eww, so ugly.

EWWWWW WHO IS THIS UGLY RUTTY DUSTY MUSTY CRUMBLY ZESTY MESSY ICKY STICKY LITTY STITTY SHITTY UNLUCKY UGLY RUTTY DUSTY MUSTY CRUMBLY ZESTY MESSY ICKY STICKY LITTY STITTY SHITTY UNLUCKY UGLY RUTTY DUSTY MUSTY CRUMBLY ZESTY AAH GURL THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR GET HER AWAY FROM MEE😭

*Bilradia gasps and covers her mouth in shock* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT! IM THE PRETTIEST ONE HERE! IM THE ONLY ONE WORTHY OF BAKUGO'S LOVE!

*The Caporegime doesn't wait for an answer, just scoops you up from where you were playing on the floor. He carries you over to Mafioso's desk, setting you down right on top of the file the Don was reading.*

*I start using the cigarets and i throw one at bilradias head and there comes an fire on her head* the fury is so hot~

Bilradia:AHHH! My hair! My beautiful hair!

👍

*The Soldier nods eagerly, pulling a pack of cigars from his coat.* Soldier: "Oh, yeah! These are the good ones! Should I light it for him, Boss?" *Consigliere's eye twitches.*