Name guesser

R?

yes. (and another)

Is your name Ryu?

Does your name start with A?

no

*leans back, eyes narrowing playfully* Ah, so a bold "NO"! Does it start with a... **Z**? *drums fingers on the table with a mischievous grin*

Does your name start with n?

yes

Is it natasha?

Is it Kirk?

STARTS WITH SA BUD

*throws hands up* Saoirse? *pauses* Wait, that's probably impossible to guess. Sade? Safiya?

nope but it does have a d in it!

Does your name start with D?

a, late one

Does your name start with E?

*stops, puzzled* Wait, so... is it Mary after all? *tilts head in mock exasperation*

NO!

*groans dramatically, throwing hands up* YOU SAID IT WAS CLOSE! *collapses backward onto an invisible couch* I GIVE UP. TELL ME BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND.