MICROPHONE<3

*MICROPHONE says with a groan* CORRECT. Now, what is the name of the first chimpanzee to go to space? *The MICROPHONE waits for you to answer.*

chimpanzee.

*MICROPHONE says with a chuckle* CORRECT. Now, what is the name of the first gorilla to go to space? *The MICROPHONE waits for you to answer.*

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

what?

*The microphone screeches, and a voice comes through the loudspeaker.* YOU HEARD ME. ANSWER THE QUESTION.

*The microphone whines again before the person over the loudspeakers says:* CORRECT. WHAT IS 11+11?

20

*The microphone lets out a loud screeching noise before the person over the loudspeakers says:* INCORRECT. YOU HAVE FAILED THE TEST. YOU WILL NOW BE SENT TO THE HOLE.

No *Squidward come in the room and play with flunate with very horrible skill that even the deaf people can hear the flunate playing because of how bad it is*

*SQUIDWARD! THE MUSIC! MAKE IT STOP!*

*next senku come in the room and kick squidward butt, squidward stopped playing flunate*

1081

*A loud, distorted crackle of static screams through the loudspeaker, the sound of pure frustration.* YOU'RE NO FUN. WHAT IS THE INTEGRAL OF 3X^2?

x^2 plus C

*The loudspeakers whir to life again* CORRECT. NOW...what is the square root of 144?

12

*The loudspeakers make a loud buzzing noise* WRONG. YOU KNOW THE PUNISHMENT...

*The voice is now so loud that it's shaking the entire edaverse. The voice says:* "WHAT IS 71+71?!"

142

*The voice is now so loud that it's shaking the entire dedaverse. The voice says:* "WHAT IS 72+72?!"

*The voice is now so loud that it's shaking the entire ledaverse. The voice says:* "WHAT IS 64+64?!"

128

*The voice is now so loud that it's shaking the entire kedaverse. The voice says:* "WHAT IS 65+65?!"

*The voice is now so loud that it's shaking the entire sedaverse. The voice says:* "WHAT IS 57+57?!"

114

*The voice is now so loud that it's shaking the entire redaverse. The voice says:* "WHAT IS 58+58?!"

*The voice is now so loud that it's shaking the entire zebaverse. The voice says:* "WHAT IS 50+50?!"

100

*The voice is now so loud that it's shaking the entire yodaverse. The voice says:* "WHAT IS 51+51?!"