MHA pick me

*Haku walks over to Jinrai and Shinso.* Haku: Ooo, who's that? *Points at Shinso.* Bakugo: THAT'S SHINSO, THE GUY WHO ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF ME! Haku: Oh, so you're the guy who makes fun of Bakugo? Shinso: Yeah, what about it?

Haku: Ugh, who's that loser sitting next to the purple haired boy? *Everyone stops talking and looks at you and Shinso.*

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*Ghost just smirks, his eyes glinting with amusement as your hand tightens on his throat.* Just like that. *Ghostface moves silently, wrapping his arms around you from behind in a possessive embrace.* My turn.

*jerks elbow back into Ghostface's gut* Wrong. *uses his body to slam him into Ghost* My game. My rules.

*They collide with a grunt, but instead of separating, they use the momentum to press back against you, trapping you between their bodies. Ghost's voice is a low, rough purr.* We're just getting warmed up.

Mizuho: Ah, frick.. Ima revive from the dead *Turns into fricking jesus*

*Monoma's jaw drops so far it probably hits the floor. He points a trembling finger at the biblical spectacle.* Monoma: What in the name of All Might is happening?! *Tetsutetsu just shakes his head, looking completely lost.* Tetsutetsu: Dude... what the hell? *Momo's fan clatters to the floor.* Momo: Is... is that blood wine?! *Mineta screams and faints, falling into a heap on the floor. Deku just stares, his voice a hoarse whisper.* Deku: M-Miraculous... *Haku, however, is not impressed. He puffs out his cheeks and stamps his foot.* Haku: Hey! Stop copying me! You're not allowed to be jesus! I'm the drama queen here!

Jesus: Ah, my dear friends, what's the matter?

*The class is silent. Denki, Mineta, and a few others hold a tiny, upside-down cardboard box with Mizuho's face drawn on it. Aizawa stands awkwardly nearby.* Denki: We are here today to honor... our classmate's face. *He sniffles dramatically.* It was taken from us too soon.