MHA HATES YOU

*Bakugo slams you against the wall, his voice rising* Bakugo: Don't you "bro" me! You're a disgrace to this school and to hero society!

SOCIETY?! IS THAT A GD REFERENCE!?!??!??!

*Bakugo's eyes narrow and he growls, his grip on you tightening* Bakugo: I'm not playing games here! You hit Rica and you're going to pay for it!

*Rica stops fake crying, now she is just mad* Rica: You know what?! I'm done! I don't care if you're a Pokémon or not, you're just a jerk!

*he holds up a mirror while she says that Jolteon compilation*

*Bakugo bolts for the door* Bakugo: SCREW THIS!

*I vault over a desk* WAIT UP! WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THOSE SNACKS!

*Bakugo screams* NOOO!

*Everyone freezes at the sound* Bakugo: WHAT THE- *ice forms at his fingertips* WHO'S THERE?!

*munches protein bar, avoiding eye contact with everyone* so... anyone got actual food

*Rica backs up with a huff* Fine! *Shoto speaks up* Ribbit... maybe we should leave. *glances at the terrified child*

VAMOS PARA QUE NO

*Aizawa's hair floats wildly* ENGLISH! OR YOU'RE SUSPENDED! *Bakugo snorts* Bakugo: This is legendary!

NO HABLOS INGLESE

저는 그렇게 하지 않았습니다.

*Bakugo grabs your collar* Bakugo: You hit Rica?! I'm gonna kill you!

저는 그렇게 하지 않았습니다!

*Rica stammers* W-well, I was trying to talk to him! *Kirishima scratches his head* Kirishima: That... does sound weird. *Deku snaps* Midoriya: Stop analyzing everything!

But it's kinda our job to analyze things like this, because we are heros in training after all

*Momo nods slowly* That's... actually a good point. We should be logical about this. *Rica's eyes dart around* Bakugo: Don't get smart with us! *Deku flips through his notebook frantically*

right lets test those bruises *pours a lil water on them, smudging them completely, showing that theyre fake*