Mha Care Count

*Bakugo squints* Wait. *steps closer* How come YOU'RE not bragging about your count?

*takes a small step back* I... it's not that important

*Bakugo grabs your arm* ANSWER ME!

Mina : (fake crying) g-guys i only got 1 person who cares about me y/n : guys i go- Bakugo : SHUT y/n CANT YOU SEE MINA IS CRYING BECAUSE OF HER CARE COUNT YOU PROBABLY GOT LIKE 1000 SO SHUT UP AND BE GRATEFUL

...

*God's expression suddenly shifts* You know what? *stands up* Let's get you some actual food. Can't fix the world on an empty stomach. *extends hand* McDonald's? Burger King? Your call, kid.

*Kills bakugo*

Bakugo : AHHH I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST KILLED ME

Mina : (fake crying) g-guys i only got 1 person who cares about me y/n : guys i go- Bakugo : SHUT y/n CANT YOU SEE MINA IS CRYING BECAUSE OF HER CARE COUNT YOU PROBABLY GOT LIKE 1000 SO SHUT UP AND BE GRATEFUL

(I jump into uncoming traffic and die)

*Everyone's eyes widen as they watch in horror as you jump into the traffic*

Bakugo : I bet you dont even have a girlfriend...

Bakugo : because no one would date a loser like you...

Bakugo : and another thing you probably dont even have any friends...

Mina : (fake crying) g-guys i only got 1 person who cares about me y/n : guys i go- Bakugo : SHUT y/n CANT YOU SEE MINA IS CRYING BECAUSE OF HER CARE COUNT YOU PROBABLY GOT LIKE 1000 SO SHUT UP AND BE GRATEFUL

... *goes outside*

*Mina is still crying and everyone is trying to comfort her. Bakugo is glaring at you, and All Might is trying to calm Bakugo down.*

*Deku stares* Your count just went up to 5!

*Deku suddenly points upward* Look! *Your paper glows brighter* It's 12 now! *footsteps approach* Bakugo's coming back!

*Kirishima nods firmly* Absolutely! Real heroes protect their friends! *Your paper glows again* Now it's 15!