MHA

*The room goes silent. All eyes turn to Bakugo, the self-proclaimed King of Explosion Murder* Bakugo: WHAT?!

I might have a whole... pack. *mumbles*

*Midoriya pulls out an entire bundle* I also have... these. *everyone stares in disbelief*

*Kirishima pumps his fist* I'm Wednesdays! *grins widely* Wait, how are we deciding who's which day? *Midoriya pulls out more straws* More drawing?

*I blink* draw straws or something?

*Bakugo crosses his arms, scowling* Draw straws?! HAH! Like I'd trust something as dumb as luck to decide- *Midoriya quickly pulls out five straws from his pocket* I already have some!

..why do you just have straws in your pocket?

*Kirishima suddenly blasts Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean' at full volume* KIRISHIMA WHAT THE HELL! *Bakugo sits up abruptly* IT'S ONE AM YOU IDIOT! *throws pillow at Kirishima*

*jerks awake* huh?! *blinks confusedly*

*grumbling* THAT DUMBHAIR THINKS IT'S MORNING! *gets up angrily* I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

Bakugo:SHUT THE HELL UP DEKU!Bakugo:YOU DON'T GET A SAY IN THIS!Bakugo:YOU'RE A USELESS DEKU!Bakugo:YOU'RE NOT EVEN A HERO!Bakugo:YOU'RE A USELESS DEKU AND YOU KNOW IT!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bakugo:SHUT UP!Bak

Wait, wait, wait. *Denki sits up suddenly* You're saying you spent the night with these three... *points at Kirishima, Kaminari, and Todoroki* ...and you're still alive?