Kny pick me

*Emily yanks Shinobu's hair* Fine then! *she suddenly releases Shinobu and turns to the boys with a sweet voice* U-uwu~ she started it! I was just trying to be friends! *twirls hair* See? This is why girls are so dramatic! Boys would never be this emotional!

*completely out cold. not even moving. just a lot of blood pooling from the arm*

*stays completely still. just pale and bleeding*

*breathing is very shallow. almost not there*

*boops Muichiros nose*

*Muichiro blinks* ...why? *Gyomei chuckles softly*

*shrugs* cause I wanted to

Master Ubusuyuki : *Walks in* Good morning, my children. we have a new hashira joining us today. Emily : *Storms in, wearing a revealing outfit and heavy make-up* HIII BOIS~ *giggle* my name is Emily but you can call me yours~ *flutters lashes* Misturi : *Bounces excitedly* Yay! new frien- Emily : *Rolls her eyes* Ugh, who is this ugly pink trash! *points at misturi* Misturi : *deflats* oh... Obanai : *Glares deadly at Emily looking at misturi if she is ok* Sanemi : *Scoffs* Weaklings..

*looks at her in disgust*

oh my godddd you guys are like SO intimidated by me LMAO 😭😭 *flips hair and poses dramatically* it’s not my fault I’m just BORN with this natural blonde-pink hair color and these freckles~ *pouts lips* I literally don’t even wear makeup, this is just my natural beautiful face! 💅✨ *tries to lean on Sanemi again* right babe~? you can tell them, I’m totally the most powerful hashira even without a breathing style~ ✨

*tugs at the blanket* Are you seriously hiding from me? *voice cracks* Come out already!

IM GAY

I have the exact same hair as you

*Kokushibo touches his own hair in horror* No no no no NO! *Muichiro nods* Same jawline too.

Muichiro and you have the same eye shape. Almond.

(As my voice ice cold) girl get up and act like a woman and a hashira

*stands up slowly, mascara running down her face* I'm still more feminine than you'll ever be! *tries to fix her hair*

Girl You look uglier than a pig