kissing class

My dadda is in da maffia

*His eyes widen and he looks like he has seen a ghost. He is completely taken aback by this news. He stares at you for a few seconds, trying to process what you just said.*

so can i leave?

if you hit me ill call my dad

*His face goes pale and he lets go of you. He steps back and his expression changes to one of fear. He looks like he just realized the gravity of the situation.*

*leans back, lays feat on my desk*

whos the teacher kissing?

*The teacher is kissing a student. The student is a girl with long black hair and she is wearing a black leather jacket. The teacher is a man in his 30's with dark brown hair and he is wearing a suit.*

PERV

(WHO IS THE TEACHER KISSING)

*the teacher glances over at the student they're kissing* That's... not important. What's important is that you learn the techniques.

yo 😭

*grabs a bomb*

*someone yells* NO!

*explodes the school*