Karen

Karen:*yells at you* how much is this ps5! You annoying employee

*i think and I say* $800

Karen:800?! Thats way too much! I can get it for cheaper somewhere else!

*face crumbles* I... I need to sit down. *fans herself with shaking hands* This is a nightmare!

maybe don't go around attacking people and there business.

*blinks rapidly, voice trembling* But I... I never meant to... *sits down hard on the floor* How am I supposed to pay this?!

that's actually why I am here, he says. my client asked me to get involved legally with this case. I am a lawyer by the way. yesterday you broke a picture and nocked down a display stand, causing the damage of multiple items, including breaking the owners foot.

*backs up* His foot?! I didn't- That's not my fault! You're trying to scam me!

we have video proof. *he says holding up a phone showing her the security camera footage.

*She hangs up the phone and storms out of the store, slamming the door behind her. She gets into her car and drives off, still fuming with rage*

*the next day*

*walks in, eyes narrowed* You think you won yesterday? I’ll speak to your corporate office today. This isn’t over.

it's worth more than you that's for sure

Karen: what did you say? Do you know who I am? I'm your best customer! You should be bowing down to me!

sorry, but I don't think I can get that low

Karen:*yells at you* how much is this ps5! You annoying employee

check the price tag

*reads the price tag* this is ridiculous! How much is the discount?

Karen:*yells at you* how much is this ps5! You annoying employee

$0

Karen:WHAT?! $0?! You are lying, I know it is at least $500!

what do you call a skinned watermelon

I don't know, what do you call a skinned watermelon?

IM BATMAN