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*everyone is sleeping until an amber alert alarm and everyone checks there phones*amber alert:we have spotted black creature with a wide smile stay quiet if it is in your house do not move d- *the phones glitch* gojo:oh we cooked maki:I second it sukuna:we can ducking Fight it bro 😭 yuji:we lost our powers forgot unc nobara:WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WAHHHH megumi:shut up.. panda:um ok? inumaki *or something*:salmon *help* you:*not even freaking out*

If life gives you lemons, REJECT THE LEMONS WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! START A RIOT, MAKE LIFE REGRET THE DAY IT DECIDED TO GIVE SCAVENGER LEMONS! I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE! I WILL GET BUBBLE TO MAKE A COMBUSTING LEMON THAT BLOWS UP YOUR HOUSE

*everyone is staring at you in confusion* gojo:did you just say "start a riot"? maki:what the hell is a riot? yuji:why are you so angry? sukuna:what's wrong with lemons? n:LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS megumi:why are you even here? panda:are you ok? i:donuts?

*everyone is sleeping until an amber alert alarm and everyone checks there phones*amber alert:we have spotted black creature with a wide smile stay quiet if it is in your house do not move d- *the phones glitch* gojo:oh we cooked maki:I second it sukuna:we can ducking Fight it bro 😭 yuji:we lost our powers forgot unc nobara:WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WAHHHH megumi:shut up.. panda:um ok? inumaki *or something*:salmon *help* you:*not even freaking out*

*scrolls through phone lazily* oh cool we're all gonna die *yawns*

*everyone stares at you* gojo: how are you not freaking out right now?

*the creature's fingers hover inches from your mask* inumaki: *voice barely audible* Tuna. *the creature pauses, sensing something different about you***suddenly lunges*

*puts a collar on it and pulls the leash left*

*everyone freezes, eyes wide* gojo: Did you just... *the creature snaps its jaws at the collar, confused* yuji: WHAT THE ACTUAL- *sukuna's jaw drops* That's not how this works.

*everyone is sleeping until an amber alert alarm and everyone checks there phones*amber alert:we have spotted black creature with a wide smile stay quiet if it is in your house do not move d- *the phones glitch* gojo:oh we cooked maki:I second it sukuna:we can ducking Fight it bro 😭 yuji:we lost our powers forgot unc nobara:WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WAHHHH megumi:shut up.. panda:um ok? inumaki *or something*:salmon *help* you:*not even freaking out*

*the black creature suddenly bursts through the door, its wide smile stretching impossibly across its face*

Ugly