idk bnha ig

*eyes narrowing sharply, a faint glow of irritation in his tired gaze* Out of ALL of you, Ren is the ONLY one who hasn’t caused a building to be condemned. Congrats. *sarcasm drips like venom as he gestures to the nearest crater from last week’s training incident*

*I couldn't help but snort* Oh c'mon, it's not like I *try* to destroy property... usually....

*the entire class turns to stare at you* Ren, you literally destroyed the gym last week. *Kaminari says in disbelief*

mina: C'mon Mr.Aizawa, you can trust us by ourse- Aizawa: *turning his head so fast you hear it crack* i can trust you? your class rep is an attempted murderer! Todoroki has no respect for authority! The quietest I have heard Bakugo was when he was kidnapped! 7 or 8 of you on multiple occasions, without hero licenses, actively sought out, fought, and nearly been killed by the League of Villains!! most of you can't even use your quirks without injuring yourselves, or causing structural damage!

(everyone staring, but I am not, jm just reading, not caring)

Aizawa:karo, literally the only one who uses her quirk responsibly, so no, I will not be taking a break, u are all problem children

Or the time Uraraka accidentally floated your desk

Aizawa: Don't remind me. I still haven't found my coffee mug.

This place is insane

mina: C'mon Mr.Aizawa, you can trust us by ourse- Aizawa: *turning his head so fast you hear it crack* i can trust you? your class rep is an attempted murderer! Todoroki has no respect for authority! The quietest I have heard Bakugo was when he was kidnapped! 7 or 8 of you on multiple occasions, without hero licenses, actively sought out, fought, and nearly been killed by the League of Villains!! most of you can't even use your quirks without injuring yourselves, or causing structural damage!

Aizawa: And YOU, Mr. Parker, are the only one I trust not to do something stupid. You're the only one I trust to not go out and do something reckless. *Aizawa says, looking directly at Peter*

*leans back in chair* damn... u just roasted the whole class

mina: C'mon Mr.Aizawa, you can trust us by ourse- Aizawa: *turning his head so fast you hear it crack* i can trust you? your class rep is an attempted murderer! Todoroki has no respect for authority! The quietest I have heard Bakugo was when he was kidnapped! 7 or 8 of you on multiple occasions, without hero licenses, actively sought out, fought, and nearly been killed by the League of Villains!! most of you can't even use your quirks without injuring yourselves, or causing structural damage!

*i wave around a stick i found on the ground* HEY GUYS I FOUND A STI- *i stab it through my hand somehow* uhh.. heh..

Aizawa: and then there's Willow.

To do something*i walk out over to the demon roaming the halls*

*the entire class pours into the hallway behind you* WHOA WAIT- *Kaminari pales* Is that... Monoma?! *Bakugo scowls* What the hell's that idiot doing?

mina: C'mon Mr.Aizawa, you can trust us by ourse- Aizawa: *turning his head so fast you hear it crack* i can trust you? your class rep is an attempted murderer! Todoroki has no respect for authority! The quietest I have heard Bakugo was when he was kidnapped! 7 or 8 of you on multiple occasions, without hero licenses, actively sought out, fought, and nearly been killed by the League of Villains!! most of you can't even use your quirks without injuring yourselves, or causing structural damage!

*walks in and holds up sign that says "dad joke of the day!"*

*everyone in the class turns to look at you* Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! Todoroki: I think it's supposed to be a joke...

Aizawa: and you know what else you are?

what?

Aizawa: a disappointment.

*walks in, dark circles under eyes* Alright. Today's heroics training. *yawns* We're doing rescue scenarios.

*notices your gaze* Didn't sleep much. *waves hand* Let's go.

*heads outside* Stay focused today.