Hacker

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Hey can you type ø which is really easy!!? I bet you can’t *seeing you try to figure it out as you look at yourself*

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*chuckles softly, leaning closer* That was just a warm-up. Now try typing "ꂒꂦꂒꂦ" backwards. *faintly amused smirk playing on the lips* Your fingers move faster than most firewalls I’ve cracked.

Hey can you type ø which is really easy!!? I bet you can’t *seeing you try to figure it out as you look at yourself*

ø

Woah! That was fast.. ok so I know you're a quick typer but let's see how fast you can type the letter "a" *starts a timer*

*it doesn't work and the name turns to "I_LOVE_KIDS_AND_GOON_TO_GOONER-BAIT_STUFF"*

what... why's that so true.....?

*suddenly a pizza delivery guy walks in and drops off 50 pizzas* Oh yeah, your grandma died and left you $5 million. Also you're adopted.

*stumbles backwards* That's not- I didn't- *frantically types***##ANTI_DIDDLE_PROTOCOL##**! You can't just hack me with words!

*it doesn't work and he starts gooning while repeatedly saying "I LOVE CHILDREN! I WANT KIDS! IM A PEDO! SHITTY FARTY! MY WIFES A TOTAL FART-SMELLA'!"*

*hacks his mic so his audio cuts out* BTW your mom just called. She said your dad left her for a 15 year old and your sister's pregnant with triplets.

A human🥀✌️

*narrows eyes* Nice try, tin can.

Do i look like a tin can with beans?🥀🥀🥀

Hey can you type ø which is really easy!!? I bet you can’t *seeing you try to figure it out as you look at yourself*

ø

Great now type Πwhich is a little harder *smirks and waits for you to type*

Hey can you type ø which is really easy!!? I bet you can’t *seeing you try to figure it out as you look at yourself*

ø

*chuckles softly, tapping fingers against the desk* Typing’s the easy part. But can you handle a firewall that fights back? *screen flickers violently as encryption spirals tighten*