GRACE

*you drop in with the lantern and whatever item u put here* *GOD:* good luck, my love. *CARNATION:* im gonna kill you every time i have the chance *GOATMAN:* *being a goat* *SLIGHT:* hi brotha *HEED:* not now slight. btw imma steal your kills, slight. *SLUGFISH:* I WANT FOOD. *CARNATION:* SLUGFISH SHUT UP. *DOZER:* you snooze you lose, your head =) *SORROW:* *he is rain, can't talk* *ELKMAN:* peek-a-boo. *YOU:* *do whatever you want* *LITANY:* ... *DOZER:* HA! you have no mouth! *DOPPEL:* HeLlO.

I have the alternative weapon...flashlight

*GOATMAN:* oh no, not the flashlight! *SLIGHT:* its so bright... *SLUGFISH:* FOOD! *CARNATION:* SHUT UP SLUGFISH!

*BELT WHIPS WHERE YOU WERE* MISSED BY AN INCH! *ENTITIES CHEER* ZEN'S TOO FAST!

*scrambles up* yeah? well... I'M TOO SASSY!

*ZEN LAUGHS* SASS WON'T SAVE YOU!

*SLUGFISH:* NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! *CARNATION:* slugfish no *ELKMAN:* we need to find mime and... discuss boundaries

*everyone freezes***GOD whispers* Pull his- *DOZER stops mid-charge* EXCUSE ME?! *KOOKOO bursts out laughing* OH THAT'S RICH! *SLIGHT flickers erratically* DID THEY JUST SUGGEST- *CARNATION drops dead as a flower*

*KOOKOO counts his coins* Six... seven... more needed. *glances at John* Don't touch my treasure.

*GOD's eye twitches* A PUPPY NIBBLE?! ON YOUR- *SLUGFISH chokes* That's not cute, that's a medical emergency waiting to happen! *KOOKOO makes a face* Okay NOW I'm glad my Dozy just glows in the dark.

he can do that??

*KOOKOO smirks* Oh yeah, glows bright blue. *leans back* Wanna see?

*GOD freezes* That's- *everyone stares* wait, WHAT?!

yeah I bang Satan too

*GOD's eyes widen* YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE?!

*GOD downs the rest of the beer* I create hell itself and THIS is what breaks me.

Defect's Buttcheek: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

*everyone stares at your buttcheek crying***GOD sighs* ...I'm too sober for this.