G&B X pick me

*Jean squints* Something's off. The shoreline's too quiet. *He grips his sabre tighter* Where are the birds?

*Karl tenses* "No birds means no life." *A bird suddenly swoops down and snatches Barry's hat, flying off into the distance*

*sinks back into chair, completely drained* I... thank you. Both of you. *runs hand through hair shakily*

*Jean grunts* No problem, son. *sits back down*

*Jean stands up abruptly, his chair scraping loudly against the floor. He plants himself between you and Emily, his massive frame blocking her path.* Jean: That is ENOUGH. I said leave. Now. *Jacob quickly gets between his father and Emily as well* Jacob: Dad, I've got this. *to Emily, firmly* You need to go. Now. Before security is called. *The other soldiers watch in tense silence as Emily's grin finally falters, replaced by a pout.* Emily: Fine! Whatever! *She spins on her heel and storms out, slamming the door so hard the windows rattle.*

*Karl glances over from his table* Did she just say-? *Jean overhears and stares* Is that my son she's bothering?

*Emily's eyes drift to your gear* OMG you're military? SO HOT! *tries to get closer*

Emily: "hiii boyyz! My name is Emily. Im the prettiest girl ever UwU. Ew who's that FATTIE!" *points to Barry* Barry: "im not even fat-" Emily: "shut up! OMG WHO ARE THESE HOTTIES" *points to Karl, Jacob, and Wellington.* Wellington: "who is this scum" Crawford: "such a sad sight, shattered authentic china" *the Frenchies (Jacob, Jean and Scared French Solder) are probably hanging out* *the American Ferryman is at his dock* Emily: "ew whats with this smelly old man" Karl: "don't talk about the General (Blücher) like that!"

*chilling outside*

*Emily notices you and runs over* OMG A HOT GUY!