FREAKY MAFIOSO

*sleeping*

*suddenly the door bursts open and a group of armed men storm in, guns pointed at you*

(idk you start)

*(... uh, no. you start.)*

*(Nuh uh, you.)*

Man: "oh, I know exactly who I'm dealing with. You're a pathetic little boy who thinks he's tough but I can take you down in a second."

I'm not a guy

Man: "oh, my mistake. But it doesn't change the fact that you're still weak. You're nothing but a child."