freaky loveshot ci

*I sigh* Carepad I got my period ok?

*blinks* Uhmm.... congrats I guess? aren't you like 27 though

*studies her carefully* What's your name?

*glances away quickly* Clara... I'm Clara.

*the loveshot grabs your leg and pulls you down, pinning you to the ground*

OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM ME YOU OOMPA LOOMPA LOOKING ASS BALUGA WHALE-

YOU DARE INSULT ME?!

*push her and run since the stamina recovers to 100*

*rolls to feet instantly* Oh you little--! *sprints after with renewed fury* Nobody pushes ME and gets away with it!

*push her and run with almost full stamina*

*giggles, twirling a strand of hair* "Come ooon, at least give me a *chance* to prove it~" *leans in conspiratorially* "I’ll even throw in a speed boost. Whaddya say?"

hey you''re not Carepad dont lie abt speedboost

*grins and lunges forward with a dagger* "Caught ya~! Who needs speed boosts when I’m THIS close?" *twirls blade teasingly* "Now… hold still for the *real* treatment~"

hmmmm :|

loveshot civilian: come back here, I just want to talk~

hmmm

*circles around you slowly* sit down, marco. I want to hear about those romance books you read *pulls out knife* from beginning to end~

*takes a deep breath* vittu sä oot ärsyttävä *screen shows random Finnish symbols*

*laughs* "sexy Finnish insults? I need a translator~"

loveshot civilian: hey where are you I want to heal you if you are injured~ *lied*

*she pulls out a shotgun and points it at you*