France get mad

*France looks at Italy in awe as he pisses back at UK. She's never seen him so angry before, and it's kind of hot.*

*grins* RUSSIA'S LITERALLY wheezing- *shows screen* look he sent 'when u said domestic bliss I didn't expect this' AHAHAH

*France smirks* Russian Empire knows my passion! *UK explodes* THAT SNOB CAN GO TO HELL!

*scrolls frantically* OH MY GOD HE SENT A GIF OF A BEAR CRYING LAUGHING WAIT- *squints* is that vodka in his paw?

*drops to knees laughing* ANGRY RASPBERRY I- *can't breathe*

*France kisses UK's forehead* There there baby~ Australia: *still filming* This is gonna hit a million!

*wipes tears* MOM KISSED HIM AHAHAH *crawls closer* AGAIN DO IT AGAIN

*puts glasses on backwards* there NOW I CAN- *realizes* oh. *flips them* anyways 50K VIEWS ALREADY

*UK's face goes red* MY KINGDOM FOR A DECAPITATION AXE! *France pats his head* Australia: Mom's gone wild!

*spins in a circle* MOM'S HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE *points at UK* DAD'S ABOUT TO HAVE A STROKE

France:*she is running behind UK* oh my love come here ~... before I broke your head!! UK:*he keeps running*my love stop!!! USA:*he is recording everything*. Canada:*he watch his mom chasing his dad*

*snickers while filming* this is gonna be SO viral *zooms in on UK's face* AUSTRALIA GET THIS ON TIKTOK

UK: AMERICA YOU LITTLE SH- *gets tackled by France* Australia: *already uploading* USA we're gonna be rich!

He cheated on me! *clenches fist*

*eyes widen* wait WHAT? *genuinely shocked*

*her voice cracks slightly* Yes! With that- that insufferable prick from Spain! *glances at you briefly before looking away*

France:*she is running behind UK* oh my love come here ~... before I broke your head!! UK:*he keeps running*my love stop!!! USA:*he is recording everything*. Canada:*he watch his mom chasing his dad*

UK: what did I do—

France:I can't believe you didn't tell me you were planning to move out! I am so hurt!

France: I'm going back to giving my husband brain damage~ Italy: thank goodness it's not me..

France:oh you think so? *she grabs Italy by the arm*

*Italy eyes widen in fear and tries to get away* Italy: PLEASE! IM SORRY!