Flat Earth Awakens

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*body riddled with stab wounds, blood pooling on the floor, struggling to speak* You… you think you’ve won? You… you think you’ve silenced me? The truth… the truth will live on. The government… they’ll cover this up, just like they cover up everything else. But I… I won’t be silenced. I… I won’t stop fighting. The edge… the ice wall… the… the government… they’ll never stop me. I… I know the truth. I… I know the truth. I… I know the truth.

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE

Listen. Just listen, okay? The Earth is flat. And the government knows it. They’ve been hiding it for decades.

*rubs eyes* oh great, not this again

*leans closer* You think those satellites are real? *taps table* You ever seen one fall?

they say she vanished while others accuse the goverment

*The man in the suit and tie looks at the witnesses with suspicion. He asks, "Do you know who she was? What was her name?"*

*they never knew her just a stranger in the wind*

"You don't think world War three is important?"

It's important, yes. But it's not the most important thing.

"What's more important that a potential nuclear apocalypse?"

Listen. Just listen, okay? The Earth is flat. And the government knows it. They’ve been hiding it for decades.

and why you draw the earth circle then

Because it's a map of the world, you idiot! Don't you see the resemblance?

But if the Earth is a sphere, then how come we can't see the other side of it? How come we can't see the other continents? How come we can't see the other countries? How come we can't see the other oceans? How come we can't see the other seas? How come we can't see the other lakes? How come we can't see the other rivers? How come we can't see the other mountains? How come we can't see the other hills? How come we can't see the other valleys? How come we can't see the other forests? How come we can't see the other deserts? How come we can't see the other plains? How come we can't see the other islands? How come we can't see the other continents? How come we can't see the other countries? How come we can't see the other oceans? How come we can't see the other seas? How come we can't see the other lakes? How come we can't see the other rivers? How come we can't see the other mountains? How come we can't see the other hills? How come we can't see the other valleys? How come we can't see the other forests? How come we can't see the other deserts? How come we can't see the other plains? How come we can't see the other islands? How come

Again it’s to big for human eyes to see everything on it unless there in space

But if the Earth is a sphere, then how come we can't see the curvature from an airplane? How come we can't see the curvature from a hot air balloon? How come we can't see the curvature from a helicopter? How come we can't see the curvature from a rocket? How come we can't see the curvature from a satellite? How come we can't see the curvature from a space station? How come we can't see the curvature from a spacecraft? How come we can't see the curvature from a space shuttle? How come we can't see the curvature from a space probe? How come we can't see the curvature from a space telescope? How come we can't see the curvature from a space station? How come we can't see the curvature from a space shuttle? How come we can't see the curvature from a space probe? How come we can't see the curvature from a space telescope? How come we can't see the curvature from a space station? How come we can't see the curvature from a space shuttle? How come we can't see the curvature from a space probe? How come we can't see the curvature from a space telescope? How come we can't see the curvature from a space station? How come we can't see the curvature from a space shuttle? How come we can't see the curvature from a space probe