femboy

*Grabs a shotgun and shoots him and kicks him and pulls out a baby and hits him with it and pulls out a bazooka and absolutely fortnites on him*

*gets shot and kicked and hit with a baby and fortnited* Ow! What the heck?!

HOW YOU STILL ALIVE*i pull out a nuclear bomb and throw it at him*

wait your actually from space

*the femboy nods* i-i am...

(everyone on the ship freezes, even i freeze, even with a trillion kills to my name, I pause at the thought)

(I fall asleep with my doors locked)

*the femboy cries himself to sleep, the sound of his sobbing echoing throughout the ship*

(I smile while hoping you jump overboard)

*wisspurs* do you need help geting to sleep

get the bloody hell outa my room before I pop your head with my flintlock, and if ye be lucky, I'd use my cutless to cut your head off

*the femboy backs away slowly* o-oh, i-i was just trying to help...