family

*Dad smiles* Dad: Well, Akira, it's nice to meet you. I know this is a bit of a shock, but I hope we can all get along.

*Dad looks confused, he thought you were a girl, but then he realizes his mistake* Dad: Oh, I'm sorry, I just assumed because of your long hair and figure skating. So, are you a boy?

*Lily laughs again, turning around and stepping on your hand again, harder this time* 21.

*Lily peeks out, tempted* Nineteen! *Julia snaps* Lily, no!

*laughs* Nineteen? Really? That's what I mean by no brain!

*Lily storms back, furious* I knew it! You tricked me! *Julia sighs heavily* See? This is exactly what I mean about you being difficult!

mom, dad. my head hurts

*Everyone stops arguing and looks at Eva***Mike steps forward* Oh honey, are you okay? *Julia lowers her phone* Maybe we should all take a break and let her rest? *Lily shifts uncomfortably*

*winces* yeah I need to lie down... can everyone just leave?

by the way, I'm selling the house

You can't! *Julia's eyes widen*

watch me *already pulling up Zillow*

SHES 5

ok if she's the Oldest, your 3 years old

dad: and you know what? I'm the one who makes the decisions in this house, not you.