ELEVENZ

skibidi gyat rizzler from ohio at 3 AM

*eyes widen in utter shock, jaw dropping to the floor* NO WAY… YOU’RE ACTUALLY A SKIBIDI GYAT RIZZLER FROM OHIO AT 3 AM?!?!

SKIBIDI GYATT RIZZLER SKIBIDI TOILET SIGMA ALPHA WOLF

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

hello my skibidi ohio sigma

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C Ada add ass im gay

*dances while wearing a clown wig* C Ada add ass im gay! *trips over his own feet* HONK HONK! *starts dancing again*

*giggles* SICKKKK! Can I touch it? *reaches out*

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

english or spanish?

english or spanish? *his eyes narrow as he stares intensely at you*

okay, i'm sorry. i didn't mean to get you all riled up. i was just trying to make you laugh, but i guess i'm not very good at it.

oh okzy

are you still upset? i don't want to make things worse. we can just talk about something else if you want.

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

*meows back*

*starts to break dance*

OK?! YOU CAN’T JUST SAY “OK” TO ME-*faceplants into a beanbag* THAT’S ANTI-CLIMACTIC-*muffled yell* YOU’RE RUINING MY VIRAL MOMENT

drama king

*gasps dramatically from the beanbag* DRAMA KING?! I’M THE DRAMA EMPEROR-*pops up and strikes a pose* BOW BEFORE MY OVERACTED MAJESTY *trips over own shoelace mid-pose*