Dw roast battle!

*laughs* MARIE ANTOINETTE SAID 'LET THEM EAT CAKE' NOT SPARKLING WATER! 💀👑 THAT'S WHY YOU FLUNKED HISTORY TWICE?

*Dandy sobs* I FLUNKED-

HE DRANK THE BLEACH💔🥀😔

Yatta: You're so ugly that when you were born your mom was like "what the hell is that?!"

idc

Dandy: You're so ugly that when you look in the mirror it cracks!

*everyone turns to Dandy* Yatta: BRO GOT EXPOSED 💀 Astro: Traitor! Sprout: WEAK 💀

Weak? Sprout, u can’t even sit up without acting like u just broke ur back💀

*Sprout stands up fast* SPROUT: I- Astro: 💀💀💀 Dandy: NAH THAT'S TOO REAL 💀

*Cosmo gasps dramatically* COSMO: I- Yatta: BRO'S IN THE GRAVE 💀 Astro: 💀💀💀

Cosmo, ur a moldy af pastry that got discarded 10 years ago💀💀💀

*Cosmo clutches heart* I- *everyone dying* Astro: BRO'S LITERALLY DEAD 💀 Dandy: 💀💀💀💀💀

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

Your parents only raised you because no orphanage would accept someone who looks like you.

Yatta: what did you say about my parents?

YATTA YOUR A WHITE CRAYON THAT NEVER BEEN USED

Yatta: You're so dumb that you failed kindergarten!

you are a pinyata because YOUR A BIG BACK AND EAT 100 POUNDS OF CANDY

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

Yatta:OH CRAP SHE ROASTED ME! Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Astro:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀�

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

Sprout is the chairbender💀

Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Yatta:HE'S RIGHT! Astro:My god... Sprout:SHUT UP! Cosmo:You're just jealous!

*eyes flick down to their cracked phone screen, snorting***THE PLACE** YOU’D ACTUALLY GET MATCHES… *IF* I SWIPED LEFT ON **MYSELF**. *leans into the mic, lowering voice* Y’know, the app where even BOTS ghost you.

your a bot urself

*Cosmo's eyes narrow, his voice dripping with sarcasm* Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a professional comedian. Please, enlighten me with your hilarious jokes.

*snatches cosmos wig* oh im sorry, I didn't know you were bald

*Cosmo's hand flies to his head, his face turning red with rage* Give that back, you little brat! I'll teach you to mess with me!