Dandy.

*face turns bright red* W-wait, WHAT?! *grip loosens on knife* You hit me with a bat and now you're asking me out?!

Dandy: Well, you are very pretty. I couldn't help myself. And I thought it would be a good way to get your attention.

*tries to look angry but fails* That's the stupidest way to get someone's attention! *knife shakes in hand* You could have just... I don't know, said hello?!

*hides face* Stoppp...

*notices the trembling knife* Hey, hey... it's okay. I won't hurt you. *voice softens* Promise.

*grip loosens slightly* You... you're the one who hit me with a bat! *voice wavers*

Yeah, about that... *winces sheepishly* I'm really sorry. You just appeared out of nowhere and I panicked.

*My grin widens, pleased by your curiosity.* Oh, it's a fantastic story. *I lean back, pulling you gently to sit beside me.* It all started with a map, a very angry sea monster, and a talking parrot...

Dandy hit you with a bat and you wake up on a pirate ship tie up in a rope Dandy was talking to you but not really paying attention to you as you try to grab the knife with your hand-beard feet you manage to grab the knife and cut the rope you get up and tackled him to the ground and you said “Shut up or I will cut your throat off” and he responds “damn you’re beautiful up close.”

*cut the rope music starts playing*

*Dandy is taken by surprise and looks at you with a smirk* oh, I see you're a feisty one, aren't you?